First of all I hail ooo! I no say u no dey cary last. You be confirm warri pikin. But
ur middle name Ebele means mercy and make u pity ur children settle their
lecturers naa! The matter neva tire u? Suppose say ur pikin wey u born for belle
follow us dey house, Sheeh you for never answer our we lecturers them? Una say
make we bone kidnapping, militant things and all the bad bad things go enter
school, now now na una com dey f**k up. All the things wey them lecturers don
teash us for klass we don forget am finish. Last last, na una go still call us "half-
baked", "half-roasted", abi na "half-fried". Na una sabi.
Them talk say person no fit run pass him shadow.
We go dey lasgidi dey for you. Na ur time be dis use am well, but we go catch you
for 2015. U don forget say youths na we dey vote pass. Na we too dey snatch
ballot box, dey do rally and som kain kukere things them wey them dey take win
election. U go still nid our help. That time too we go go strike. Shebi u sabi waka
for bare feet, u go carry ur leg do ur rally. No thugs for u. We no go snatch ballot
make you for win. If any maga try am we go fall am.
So Oga Jona, na ur opportunity be dis ooo. Make u code this stubborn ASUU make
dem cary their wahala goback. We no say na rush them go rush us we no send. All
join. Na who get leg dey pass exam no be who read. Na still who get leg dey get
beta work. Na Naija we dey. So make u do something because our mate dem for
private university don graj finish. We don tire to dey beef them. If u no shake bodi
fast make u no forget say university of militancy still dey admit. Dey neva release
2nd batch ooo!
May u grit maale Patience for we, thank baba God say she and gran papa Soyinka
don settle that their quarrel, 2 agbayas, plus all those bad belle advisers wey u get.
God pass them! Bros Amaechi still dey Niger-delta here, the guy don tire for ur
mata. We dey grit u for am too. We go stop for here. E go be na. Naija! student for
Na ur waffi boy.
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